wat bout pragnant strippers??
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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