I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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