yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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