A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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