I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize