Will you blow on my dice?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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