you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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