think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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