I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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