who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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