Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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