I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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