It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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