hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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