So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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