After last night, I could never be a politician.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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