Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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