can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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