Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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