No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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