Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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