oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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