i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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