how can u be prego again
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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