Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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