they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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