We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Randomize
