I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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