just come out here and I will go home with you...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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