I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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