I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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