Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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