Your mouth is God's brothel.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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