I'm so fucking centered right now
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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