No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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