You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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