O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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