Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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