WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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