actually, I'm a sock model
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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