I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Come on in and take your pants off
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