We're like a lot better than the average bears
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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