I'm really into asian looking animals
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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