its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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