is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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