Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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