nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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