i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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