I must be too annoying 4 u.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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