My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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