As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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