I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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