How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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