Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
sarcasm needs its own font
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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